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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes. The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him." The woman replied, " That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The woman said, " That's okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. The frog asked her what she would like for her third wish. She said, Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. |